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HI BOYS AND GIRLS!

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GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS. 

SO. YOU READY TO ROLL?

WE WERE CHILLING WITH THE PUPPIES BY THE WATER WHEN WE GOT A CALL FROM THE CITY.

"HEY BOHEMIA," THEY SAID

"CAN YOU COME TO THE MASERATI SHOWROOM FOR A PARTY?"

AND THOUGH WE'RE MORE FAMILIAR WITH TRAVEL  BY TUK-TUK AND DONKEY THAN WE ARE WITH [PRIVATE PART] AUTOMOBILES, WE LIKE BOYS IN FAST CARS. SO WE SAID:

"SEE YOU SOON MASERATI"

AND BID FAREWELL THE GIACOMETTI TREES.

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AND WE LOADED THE PUPPIES IN THE CAR WITH OUR OTHER MOSTLY COMPANION

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AND HIT THE ROAD, JACK. TOSSING THE COLLECTION IN THE BOHEMIA WAGON.

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THINGS GOT A LITTLE DICEY. BUT THATS WHY WE TRAVEL WITH AN ENTOURAGE.

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THIS IS CYRIL.

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HE SAYS: "YOU KNOW HOW THE WEATHER GETS ON MY NERVES."

WE SAY: "HEEYYYYYYY BROTHER!"

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NOTE THE WREATH. (WE REALLY LIKE CHRISTMAS)

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WHEN WE LANDED, EVERYTHING WAS BRIGHT. SOMETIMES WE REALLY LIKE NEW YORK. AND WE RAN OVER TO MEET LISA, OF

GNOSSEM

(WHICH RHYMES WITH AWESOME)

WHO WERE HOSTING US, AND WILL SOON BE SELLING OUR WARES AT THEIR OUTPOST. OR WEBSITE, WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO CALL IT.

LISA TRIED SOME OF OUR NEW BITS. 

THE WHITE LADY JACKET:

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WITH SNAKESKIN LINING, OF COURSE.

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THE MRS. ROBINSON JACKET:

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LISA IN THE GEORGIA COAT

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AND THEN IT WAS TIME FOR A VERY BIG PARTY WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE WE HAD NEVER MET BEFORE.

IT WASN'T EXACTLY A HIPPIE CROWD. BUT WE LIKE TRYING NEW THINGS AND MEETING NEW PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY IF THERE IS WINE INVOLVED. 

THEN WE DID A LITTLE INTERVIEW FOR MTV:

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THEY LIKED OUR ADAM JACKET, WHICH WAS KIND OF THEM.

AND WE CAN BET OUR BOTTOM DOLLAR WE WERE SUFFICIENTLY EMBARRASSING ON CAMERA, WHICH IS WHY WE DECIDED TO RETREAT TO A MAGICAL PLACE, WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME:

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AND BECAUSE THIS WAS SUCH A FRIENDLY PLACE, WE MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS ACROSS THE BAR AND LOST THE JACKET OFF OUR BACK.

WHICH WAS OK, BECAUSE SHE WAS PRETTY COOL. AND WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING TO FIND A HAPPY HOME FOR BOHEMIA.

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THAT WAS SATURDAY.

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AND NOW WE ARE VERY TIRED INDEED.

ITS NOT EASY PRETENDING TO BE FABULOUS. BUT ITS A LOT EASIER TO FAKE IT IF YOU PUT ON A HEADSCARF, AND PUT A FILTER OVER YOUR FACE.

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LISTEN TO JANE. SHE'S ALWAYS GOT PERSPECTIVE. 

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